February 28, 2009

Fort Knox Receives $85.00 from Cash4Gold

My local coin guy says the TV-advertising Buy Gold guys are paying out only 13% of what your gold is worth…"on average."
And if you complain, they'll give you another 13%.
The Onion has noticed the slight underpayments to the rubes as well:

Tags: Buy Gold, fort knox, Ft. Knox, onion, rubes, The Onion, tv advertising

Filed under Gold and Monetary Metals, Humor by Financial Foghorn

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Fort Knox Receives $85.00 from Cash4Gold

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